Archive for February 2007

Friend: I am so nay. Though you bring up some interesting facts about our dear Gowanus Canal, it’s not enough to change my mind on the matter. Fact is, the Gowanus Canal is a potentially harmful stream of chemicals that spawns mutant mosquitoes during the summer. And being just one block away from the man [...]

My dear friend Alison has allowed me to link her Britney blog. Enjoy!

Hot and/or Not: Jimmy Fallon hosting a late night program. Fallon is in talks to take over Conan O’Brien’s time slot once O’Brien moves onto Tonight Show status. Interesting. I sometimes think I too might be good at that….hosting a late night talk show. Since I don’t try to avoid

In a surprising turn of events, American Idol has stopped sucking. Did you watch? You should have. It was a good one. I’m not ashamed to admit that a few of the contestants gave me the chills. One in particular. If you watched, you know who I’m referring to.

…..’til Anal Sex. NY Mag realizes what everyone has known for years: Anal Sex is fun to talk about. Says Lisa, a recently divorced fortysomething from across the Hudson: “I think it can feel good for anyone—except if you’re too uptight about it, meaning, you’re literally tight-assed.”

So the half-assed, luke warm political insult slinging has begun. Sigh. I wish they would just all get together and have a nice slapfight and settle this like adults. McCain is definitely pulling out ahead in this one if only because he has literally no shame. Case in point: “Some minutes later, after the news [...]

Read this paragraph closely and answer the question below. “From a distance, both might seem like frivolous fun. Some teamwork. Sex jokes. Middle school toilet humor. Throwing stuff at one another. But get closer, and you may find thwarted ambition, humiliations. A stolen dream, perhaps, or a ball upside the head.” Is this passage about: [...]

Smoke stacks, pipes, sunsets, steam. Oh industry, such ugly beauty.

American Idol, why are you so racist…..against Asians? The first contestant kicked off the show tonight was, you guessed it, the Asian guy. Or more widely known as, the Korean guy. While he was not the best, he certainly was not the worst of the group. Is the A.I. voting Asian

Not Hot: American Idol – Season 100 American Idol sucks (sux) this season. I can feel it already. Did you watch it last night? Because I did. And I was very disappointed with its not hottness. Here’s what I thought: That big, southern guy should’ve been better. Although, do we really need another Taylor Hicks? [...]