Question: Is My Penis Normal?
Answer: As much as I’m sure we’d all like a straight yes or no answer on this one, KidsHealth.Org did not offer one. They did say, however, that “you wouldn’t expect someone who is 11 years old to look the same as someone who’s 19.” Reassuring and creepy at the same time.
P.S. Puberty is a normal and beautiful time of life, and nothing to be ashamed of. Totally.

pizappas ALMOST convinced me (it doesn’t take much) that this is a website where you send in a picture of your penis and the world judges its normality (or lack thereof) a la “hotornot.com”
…she also did convinced me, briefly, that she didn’t know boys could pee standing up.