Posted in Biopic, Hipsters, Sanity, brooklyn, tagged Tarantino, Rodriguez, Knife Fights, Grindhouse, Bar Reis, Au Pairs, The Pussycat Dolls, Loud on April 30, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Last night at around 8:15pm, I, along with a few other Brooklyn Skeptics, decided that it was time for our weekly Sunday evening booze binge. We’re drunks. Except that in fact, I did not drink anything so I suppose I’m not a drunk. Only the days I choose to drink vodka out [...]
Posted in NYC Condoms, tagged the sopranos, weight, Safe Sex, Contest, New York Magazine on April 28, 2007 | 2 Comments »
New York Magazine can be counted on to cover the hard-hitting issues that affect New Yorkers most deeply. This week, in the Sex and Love issue, the magazine went the extra mile to discover how incredibly nasty New Yorkers are. There was an article about the politics of MILFhood, another about hipsters talking about their [...]
Posted in Sanity, brooklyn on April 27, 2007 | 8 Comments »
I missed last night’s debate, and while I wait to try to find a transcript, I’ve got the New York Times to give me a summary. It certainly doesn’t sound like I missed much. Obama and Clinton played it cool with each other. Biden didn’t say much of anything (although, despite the number of words [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Rose McGowan, Royale, Stupid, Take Your Child to Work on April 26, 2007 | No Comments »
Johnbaptisedme: Today is take your child to work day.
Recklesley: Yeah?
Johnbaptisedme: Yeah. Did you bring your kid in?
Recklesley: I’ve got too many. It would be a hassle.
Johnbaptisedme: That’s true. Especially since most of them are inbred.
Recklesley: The ones with cats for faces tend to freak people out.
Johnbaptisedme: [...]
Posted in Park Slope, Public Health, Sanity, brooklyn, tagged Galapagos, Monster Eiffel Tower on April 26, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Posted in wtf, tagged Anorexia, Cell Phones, creepy, Commercial, laser eyes, Bloomberg, LaGuardia, Alec Baldwin, Rage, Kim Basinger, Rude Pig, Pain in the Ass, Ireland on April 26, 2007 | 5 Comments »
Have you heard the news? Alec Baldwin has anger management issues. I’m not surprised. He’s related to Stephen Baldwin. Stephen Baldwin who, while a contestant on 2002’s “Celebrity Mole,” tried to strangle Kathy Griffin. (I remember the important things.)
Anyway, in case you don’t pay attention to celebrity gossip, I’ll catch [...]
Posted in Bridge, Movies, Weekend at the Movies, development on April 26, 2007 | 7 Comments »
Oh man, what a massive load of shit is coming out this weekend. The big summer blockbusters are about to start, hence studios are putting out the fugliest of fuglies before they start releasing the big guys. All four of these major releases are flagrant rip-offs of previous movies, all of which are most likely [...]
Posted in Blogroll, Commuting, New York, Subway, Sucking, Television, tagged Billy Ray Cyrus, Poor me on April 26, 2007 | 10 Comments »
Dear New York,
Please stop peeing in every nook and cranny of the New York City transit system. The scurrying rats, regular gusts of hot, moist air, piles of poo, expectorating teenagers and Bugaboos are quite enough. I don’t need the acrid stench of piss to greet me every morning like an over-eager puppy.
Love,
Recklesley
Posted in Commuting, Sanity, Subway, Tara Reid, brooklyn, tagged Billy Ray Cyrus, cheney, Jesus Camp, Poor me on April 25, 2007 | 6 Comments »
On the subway on the way home tonight I read over someone’s shoulder “Cheney in Rage at Reid“. My first thought was what did that crazy girl do now?
I was imagining Cheney sitting slumped on the floor inside the oval office, despondently waiting for Tara to call after their drunken groping at McFadden’s after-hours club [...]
Posted in 2008 election, Vegan, tagged McCain, Shotdogs on April 25, 2007 | No Comments »
I know that there was a lot of confusion about his intentions, but McCain has finally announced that he is running for president. Let the straight talk begin continue.
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