On the subway on the way home tonight I read over someone’s shoulder “Cheney in Rage at Reid“. My first thought was what did that crazy girl do now?
I was imagining Cheney sitting slumped on the floor inside the oval office, despondently waiting for Tara to call after their drunken groping at McFadden’s after-hours club the night before.
Unfortunately, it turned out to be some boring story about ‘defeatism’. Yawn.

tara reid would totally go to mcfaddens. and so would cheney, creepily enough. harry wouldn’t though. he’s mormon.
good eye, miss pizappas. good eye.
ha ha!
cheney and tara sitting in a tree d-e-f-e-a-t-i-n-g.
is he really mormon?
yeah, he’s a full blown mormon.
Harry who? Harry Houdini?
Harry TRUMAN!!!