Dear Jesus,
Please release us from the bonds of the attention whores, the celebutantes, and the wrongfully famous. We miss the newspaper.
Best wishes,
Brooklyn Skeptic
Paris Hilton Free, National Dignity Held Captive
June 26, 2007 by recklesley
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only the dumbest woman in America can make over a million dollars in less than three weeks, from jail.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/06212007/news/nationalnews/nbcs_1m_deal_for_paris_chat_nationalnews_marianne_garvey.htm
or the smartest…
dun dun dun!
What the hell is a newspaper?
P.S. Apparently Larry King bumped Michael Moore to have Paris Hilton on the show instead. God bless America.
Who needs to know about healthcare when you have Paris news to cover?
Well what will we do when everyone overdoses on Paris news and becomes violently ill? Who is going to pay our hospital bills then, Daveed? Who?