Speaking of flightless monsters, I now have something else to have nightmares about. Five foot tall penguins.
Why didn’t we know about this terrifying penguin-incarnation earlier? Penguin expert, Julia Clarke explains, “we have so few relatively complete penguins from that period of penguin evolution.” Penguin, penguin, penguin.
Haven’t you seen Billy Madison? Those suckers are huge.
I’m glad I actually read the article. For a while I thought they debunked the whole evolved monkey thing and are switching our biological ancestor to penguins.
Yeah. I don’t believe in evolution anymore.