http://brooklynskeptic.net/2007/10/04/weekend-at-the-movies-24/ Thu, 08 Jan 2009 05:24:31 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=MU hourly 1 http://brooklynskeptic.net/2007/10/04/weekend-at-the-movies-24/#comment-3635 Greg Mon, 08 Oct 2007 04:50:32 +0000 http://brooklynskeptic.wordpress.com/2007/10/04/weekend-at-the-movies-24/#comment-3635 It's so true... you do go cross-eyed when hit in the balls. This involuntary reaction actually dates back tens of thousands of years to the days of early man. Unlike today's world, back then uncivilized humans would actually physically quarrel with each other over potential mates, food sources, or the remote control. As the fight gradually escalated, below the belt blows would eventually enter the equation. When struck in the nether region, the disabled opponent would cross his eyes in a comical fashion, thereby disarming his attacker with laughter. The fight would end in a camaraderie instead of death, allowing the human race to thrive and evolve, eventually becoming the peace loving species it is today. THE END It’s so true… you do go cross-eyed when hit in the balls. This involuntary reaction actually dates back tens of thousands of years to the days of early man. Unlike today’s world, back then uncivilized humans would actually physically quarrel with each other over potential mates, food sources, or the remote control. As the fight gradually escalated, below the belt blows would eventually enter the equation. When struck in the nether region, the disabled opponent would cross his eyes in a comical fashion, thereby disarming his attacker with laughter. The fight would end in a camaraderie instead of death, allowing the human race to thrive and evolve, eventually becoming the peace loving species it is today. THE END

]]>