Makers of Lost: What the hell is going on? The following is an incomplete list of what has happened to the most telegenic crash survivors since Gilligan’s Island: Polar bears in the jungle, a murderous cloud of black smoke, time travel, and a series of coincidences that would make Douglas Adams blush.
And in the Cadillac of self-aware metaphors, next week Hurley will actually jump a shark, and it won’t even be weird.
Plus, someone must have recently accused them of not fucking with their audience enough, because I’m pretty sure the last time Sawyer said “freckles,” he winked at me.
You’re right bearclaws, I did.
Leave your sick Lost islander fantasies out of this! Perv.
For the record, i hate Sawyer, and his villian-in-a-low-budget-soap-opera-bedroom-eyes.