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Hey Netflix! You’re a Jerk.

Posted in Netflix, tagged , , on March 25, 2008 | 14 Comments »

Last week, ChezJJP and I watched the film Crank. If you are unfamiliar with the film, it is about a man named Chev Chelios (!) who is poisoned by the mob. If his adrenaline goes below a certain level, he will die. He therefore goes on a rampage across Los Angeles, taking people hostage, doing drugs, [...]

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A Few (L) Words from the Penis Section

Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , , , , on March 24, 2008 | 2 Comments »

Being a good, God-fearing, church-going Catholic, I decided to spend yesterday’s holiday drinking and watching the season finale of Showtime’s The L Word. I can’t think of a better way to commemorate the second coming of the biggest of all L words: The Lord. Honestly, if you think about it, it makes about as much sense as [...]

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A Lecture to Florida

Posted in 2008 election, Election, tagged , , , , , on March 21, 2008 | 3 Comments »

One of the most surprising things about “growing” up, and getting into the “real world”, was that adults are still children.
At work I have to set up seating charts because some people don’t like sitting next to others, or they will end up squabbling over something.
This was surprising. Adults still need seating charts?
I’ve come to [...]

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Weekend at the Movies

Posted in Weekend at the Movies, brooklyn, tagged , , , , , , on March 20, 2008 | 12 Comments »

Drillbit Taylor:
The Plot: A bunch of nerds hire a bodyguard to protect them from high school bullies. For some reason, the bodyguard’s name is Drillbit.
Is It Worth Eleven Dollars?: No. We’re going to get plenty of Judd Apatow produced movies this year, including Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Step Brothers and The Pineapple Express. This definitely looks [...]

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Best. Tattoos. Ever.

Posted in Florida, Racist, tattoos, tagged , , on March 20, 2008 | 2 Comments »

Hey, remember when I almost got that “Git-R-Dun” tattoo across my forehead but you guys told me I’d look crazy? So as a second option I asked, “Fine, well what about ‘psycho’?” And you all agreed that too would be a bad idea. Well, looks like you guys were wrong. Apparently [...]

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Do it.

Posted in Music, brooklyn, tagged on March 19, 2008 | No Comments »

Monster Eiffel Tower reminds you what rock feels like.
Tonight, March 19th at Galapagos!

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It’s Just How I Feel (About Obama)

Posted in brooklyn, obama, tagged , , on March 18, 2008 | 11 Comments »

After watching Obama’s brilliant speech on race, I find it hard to articulate my feelings towards him. Since, sometimes it’s hard to find the right words. However, I was sent this post from craigslist which pretty much sums up how I feel about the democratic nominee. Here it is:

i really want to [...]

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Gap Jeans Are Amazing

Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , , , , on March 18, 2008 | 2 Comments »

While I was perusing through Gap’s online catalog I came across some enticing items. You see, I need new jeans and I hear Gap’s got some reasonably priced pairs. However, there is such a wide variety to choose from, I need some help in deciding which would be perfect for me. Here [...]

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Happy Hangover Day

Posted in Green, Sucking, brooklyn on March 18, 2008 | 4 Comments »

Or, how quickly this:

turns into this:

Please stop poking your finger into my brain.

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This Just In: New Jersey is Better than New York

Posted in Politics, tagged , , , , , on March 17, 2008 | 1 Comment »

You just know that has a qualifier, right?
As of yesterday, New Jersey came out on top (huh huh) in terms of gubernatorial sex scandals! Former governor of New Jersey, Jim McGreevy, was accused of partaking in saucy delights with his driver AND his (McGreevy’s) wife…at the same time! Yes, my friends, we totally have a [...]

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