New Kids on the Block are back. Although, in my book they were never really gone. Except for Danny. He’s been off my radar ever since he told TigerBeat his favorite beverage is water. (Please. No one’s favorite drink is water.) Anyway, it’s been announced NKOTB is ready to release their MUCH ANTICIPATED reunion album. Hoorah!
I’m sure the album will be a huge success, comeback albums usually are. A good example being when Joey Macintyre launched his solo career in 1999. If you’re not familiar with any of his songs, you can buy his (ENHANCED) CD here. It’s selling for $.01 so you might want to save up before making the purchase.
The new and improved(?) NKOTB:
Lookin’ good, fellas.
Man, I forgot about Jon. He looks better than I thought he would at this stage in his life. He was my favorite member for a good two years. Lucky him. And take a look at Danny. Guy looks like a body builder. I guess it really pays off to only drink water.
The other three look the same as they did fifteen years ago. Like, exactly. Everyone seems to have aged gracefully. Who knew? Way to go, New Kids.
I must say though, I’m pretty intrigued by this “return.” Intrigued and surprised. I thought Donnie had a pretty good thing going with the acting. Wasn’t he in all those “Saw” movies? Does he really think this is a smart career move? Either way, it will be hard for these Kids to live up to their past. I’ve been watching their older videos and let me tell you, they’re close to perfection. And I am being 100% sincere. They’re amazing.
My faves:
isn’t it like a mathematical fact if you liked danny or jon then you’re gay??????? thats what i heard anyways
well, i’m pretty sure i liked jon because he was shy. and i think if you liked danny you just liked monkeys. but i also liked joey and jordan at different points in my life. but maybe i am gay.
MATHEMATICAL FACT.
and p.s., it wasn’t tiger beat, it was my spiral-bound glossy fan notebook of nkotb facts. but no biggie.
remember when i tried to sing please don’t go girl, and i made you try to help me? and you were like - um, let it go.
i was inspired by sara b. she rocked that shit on a joint family vacay one time. girl has a mean falsetto.
weak,…
“Kids”? Really? I’m no calendar, but if I was a pediatrician, I would at least pause before letting any of these fellows paw through the Highlights magazine in my waiting room.
also, did you REALLY say that danny was looking good? look at his FACE.
well, i said, “And take a look at Danny. Guy looks like a body builder. I guess it really pays off to only drink water.” so if you’re going for that look, the body builder look, i’d say it would be smart to drink water. but overall my comment had very little to do w/ danny’s face, and more to do w/ the insane girth of his neck.