As though to further prove the point that print media has shuffled off to obsolenscence, the New York Times reports today on the scourge plaguing modern Americans: toothbrushes whose ergonomic designs render them too girthy for their toothbrush holders.
Come on now.

dang. what form of media will you half-heartedly summarize on this blog now?
pwned
While I rarely defend the views on this site, you’re characterization of half-hearted commentary is unfair. I believe PlainClothesMan set the trend of very emotive toothbrush coverage many months ago. See link for evidence.
http://brooklynskeptic.net/2007/08/05/tooth-tunes/
yeah. that dude has so many emotions. there is a turtle head of emotion popping out of his vagina as we speak
I’m naming it funtcarts.
I hope that funtcarts guy stays around. He’s awesome.
real clever name he has…