Space will eat you, and ask for more
April 18, 2008 by bearclaws
Remember that time you had a crush on that tasty morsel of potential life mate, and you found out that they hated your face, plunging you into an abyss of despair? Then remember how Blackbeard the pirate broke into your house and kidnapped your family, and you were like “well I’m bummed, but boy, talk about gaining a little perspective.” This is kind of like that.
So just remember if you get fired for trolling for the perfect, gently-used futon on craigslist, at least a black hole didn’t get hungry, and eat your galaxy for breakfast.
I have a hankering for neurotic 20-somethings
