According to the New York Times, a recently semi-legitimized treatment for epilepsy is a high fat diet.  That’s right People Who Eat Celery Dipped in Wheatgrass With Water On the Side: you can stop now.

The death knell for excercise-induced weight loss having already been tolled, it was only a matter of time before its chubby, mouth-breathing cousin High Fat Intake took over.  Am I jumping the gun because this miracle cure doesn’t fix anything else?  As far as I’m concerned, it’s only a matter of time before they figure out what else chicken-fried steak cures.  Malaria?  Female Hysteria?  Emphysema?  The possibiliities are endless, and all covered in delicious melted cheese.

Take that, diabetes!