Recklesley: uh, ghosts? pirates? candy
come on people
me: yeah. pirates cost money.
they’re used to whole treasure chests of gold dublooms
dabloons?
dablouns?
dud-boons?
Recklesley: what the ef are you talking about?
me: that word
that means gold coins
Recklesley: what kind of pirate are you?
me: that sounds like all those words i just typed
what is that word?
Recklesley: i have no idea
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