So the Oscars are this Sunday. It’s your last chance to see some of the great films that were nominated. Again I have to urge you to see There Will Be Blood if you haven’t already. I hope it’s the dark horse and will kick No Country for Old Men’s ass. But that’s just me. In any case, here are

For some reason, there’s barely anything coming out this weekend. I think it’s God’s way of telling you to go outside and fly a kite. The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian The Plot: The kids return to Narnia. One of them has sex with a fawn. It’s awkward. Is it worth eleven dollars?: No. There [...]

Love in the Time of Cholera: Gabriel Garcia Marquez’s award-winning novel has been adapted into a film by director Mike Newell, and stars Javier Bardem and Benjamin Bratt. Thus far, the movie is getting pretty terrible reviews, shocking both because of the subject matter and talented director. Garcia Marquez (who is now eighty years old)

Bee Movie: Jerry Seinfeld is getting on my nerves. I remember when I saw the first Bee Movie teaser, in which Seinfeld was dressed up in a giant bee costume. It was amusing enough, and I thought that there was a chance that I would see the film, perhaps even in theaters. And then came

There are only two movies in wide release this weekend, as no one wants to go up against Saw IV. I honestly don’t know anyone that watches these anymore, but someone must be because they always seem to make a killing (and a torturous one at that). Saw IV: Television has informed me that this [...]

There are 8 new movies coming to the great state of New York this weekend. An action comedy, a stoner comedy, a French comedy, a drama, two thrillers, a slasher flick and a romantic dramedy. How’s that for variety? Fracture – I probably wouldn’t pay attention to this if it didn’t star Ryan Gosling. Because [...]