Brooklyn Skeptic

Barack Obama Rally: Like That CBGB Benefit

Administrator — Mon, 25 May 2009 22:43:14 +0000

The Best Valentines You’ll Ever Pretend You Made Yourself

Administrator — Mon, 25 May 2009 22:23:00 +0000

I made these in 2005 during an Environmental Economics class. Now, they are for you to share and share alike! Enjoy…

The rest after the jump…

Dancing with my Uncontrollable Excitement

Administrator — Mon, 25 May 2009 22:20:27 +0000

As you all know, Johnbaptisedme and I are rabid enthusiasts of the ABC primetime phenomenon, Dancing with the Stars. This week, on the season finale of Dance Wars (mediocre, in comparison), they announced the twelve celebrity contestants of Season Six.
Join us as we dissect the contestants in terms of viability, rigor, and lameness.

1. ADAM CAROLLA
Recklesley:

Weekend at the Movies

Administrator — Mon, 25 May 2009 22:15:59 +0000

So the Oscars are this Sunday. It’s your last chance to see some of the great films that were nominated. Again I have to urge you to see There Will Be Blood if you haven’t already. I hope it’s the dark horse and will kick No Country for Old Men’s ass. But that’s just me. In any case, here are

Winter BBQ at Flatbush Farm

Administrator — Mon, 25 May 2009 19:25:53 +0000

Hey all in the neighborhood,
On Gothamist I came across this flyer for a delicious sounding winter BBQ at Flatbush Farm (on St. Marks next to Flatbush Ave.) on Sunday. Classy.

Vanity Fair Blogger

Administrator — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 17:47:56 +0000

Vanity Fair blogger, Jim Windolf, wrote a blog post titled “Blog Stuff I’m Sick Of” where he listed his top ten blog annoyances:

1. “Also?”
2. Muppets
3. Dumb comments
4. Cupcakes
5. “But!”
6. Long analyses of Gossip Girl, Mad Men, The Hills
7. Best. [Insert Noun Here]. Ever.”
8. Lists
9. Strong opinions on small things
10. Gratuitous links that go nowhere

I find #8 interesting given the format of this post - a list. But I guess Windolf was being facetious. And annoying

Happy Thanksgiving from Brooklyn Skeptic

Administrator — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:40:17 +0000

Democracy, Obama Coax Me Out of Hiding

Administrator — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 17:56:12 +0000

My soul, once hardened and foul, like the crust on dirty dishes, has been soaked (in democracy), scrubbed (with voting) and it sitting ready in the drying rack of my heart.

Yes, I did miss writing impenetrable metaphors.

Now that we Americans can once again claim that we value our ideals, our country and the rest of the world, I am ready to start tearing shit apart again with crude, slightly simplistic explications of irrelevant things (a.k.a. blogging). But before we get to that, here’s a nice trip down memory lane: Brooklyn Skeptic on Mr. President-elect, Barack Obama.

Seriously though, folks. Thank effing god. I think we might be okay after all.

Puppies Will Save the World.

Administrator — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 17:52:11 +0000

There’s a live streaming web cam video (I have no idea if I said that correctly) of six puppies up on the web. A San Francisco couple set up the site to keep an eye on these heavenly little creatures. People are going nuts over these puppies, though. Have you seen them? Here, check them out: Pups.

Did you go? Are you at the site? Are you dying? Are you dead? Dead from how fucking adorable these puppies are? I swear, this video could end wars. End world hunger. Bring countries together. Does the White House know this video exists? Because it should.

I’ll admit, I was skeptical at first. I figured this would be like every other puppy video on youtube. Cute but boring after the first 30 seconds. But this is different. I now find myself glued to the computer screen. Like, I just keep it on. In the background. While at work I like to just look up and see what these guys are doing. What insanely precious position they’re in. Who’s chewing a squeaky toy, who’s sleeping on top of who. It’s out of control. It’s like “The Truman Show” only with puppies.

So just check it out. If this does not warm your heart even a little, well then you clearly have no soul.

Puppies.

Weekend at the Movies: Special Patriotic Edition!

Administrator — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 22:27:33 +0000

As we celebrate a day off on Friday by binge drinking and eating (God bless America and no place else), that leaves plenty of time on Saturday and Sunday to see some of these movies or to catch up on some you might’ve missed last weekend (see Wall-E).

Hancock

The Plot: Will Smith is a drunk superhero.

Is it worth eleven dollars?: It doesn’t sound like it. I know that Will Smith seems to have a lock down on the July 4th weekend ever since Independence Day, but this is getting pretty bad reviews thus far. Peter Berg seems to jump around a lot between genres (The Rundown, Very Bad Things, Friday Night Lights) but it’s clear that he works well with darker material. Unfortunately, any real dark humor that might’ve been in this film was flushed down the toilet when they gave it a PG-13 rating. It is however nice to see Jason Bateman being involved in something other than spreading rumors about the Arrested Development movie.

Just shut up and make it already (I’m not talking about you, George Michael and Maeby).

Where is it playing in Brooklyn/New York?: Pavilion, United Artists on Court Street, Cobble Hill Cinemas.

The Wackness

The Plot: A kid smokes pot and tries to have sex in 1994. Not sure I can relate, I probably wasn’t doing that until 1998.

Is it worth eleven dollars?: I would say yes. It was a pretty big hit at Sundance (although, so was every movie ever made) but it’s getting some okay reviews so far, and at the very least, it’ll be a nice trip down memory lane for people in their twenties.

Where is it playing in Brooklyn/New York?: Sigh. The Angelika.

Gonzo: The Life and Work of Hunter S. Thompson

The Plot: Johnny Depp narrates this documentary about Hunter S. Thompson.

Is it worth eleven dollars?: I met a girl outside a bar a few weeks ago who told me that she had cried when Hunter S. Thompson died. And then she took a “fridge-full of acid.” If you go to see this movie, and you should, try to avoid her. Definitely not a friendly.

Fear and LOLing in Las Vegas.

Where is it playing in Brooklyn/New York?: Angelika.

Kabluey

The Plot: A guy moves in with his brother’s wife and starts working as a mascot.

Is it worth eleven dollars?: The trailer is actually pretty funny. You know when you see people dressed up in big, fluffy mascot costumes and you have to resist the temptation to run and tackle them? Here you get to see it happen.

Where is it playing in Brooklyn/New York?: Cinema Village.